Badminton, Cigars, Pat Butcher... in that order
I lubricate business & partnerships with beer
Probably a robot posing as a human
Favourite sports: caber toss
I have 17 varieties of moisturiser
My lizard stays in 5 star reptile boarding when we go to the cotswolds
My style decisions are all based on britpop fashion
I had a beard, then I shaved it off
I have never played football for Sunderland
Are these squash and biscuits to take... for free?
Just one more game of Street Fighter?
I'm a serious person and I'm being serious right now.
The book is always better than the film version.